Garfield On the Oil Crisis (Joke)

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in:

~~~ ALASKA

~~~ California

~~~ Coastal Florida

~~~ Coastal Louisiana

~~~ Wyoming

~~~ Utah
~~~ Kansas

~~~ Oklahoma

~~~ Pennsylvania

~~~ Texas

Our dipsticks are located in DC!

Any Questions? NO?...Didn't think so.