The other day, while flipping through the channels, I stopped to watch Oprah. Her shows, likely all reruns were discussing miraculous weight loss transformations. Confirming at my annual physical, I could definitely lose, a lot of weight, but I digress.
What has truly struck a cord with me, was something the Dr. had said. Paraphrasing, he said:
For every 35 pounds a man loses, he gains 1" in length of his penis.
SERIOUSLY? I can't seem to get past this astonishing fact. Why does it always seems that men have it better? Not only are they able to lose weight quicker, but now an additional benefit?
Why is it that if I lose 35 pounds I won't gain 1" in breast size? No, the opposite usually happens. Gain weight, gain breast size (and every other size), lose weight, lose breast size...FIRST.
So days later, I'm still truly troubled by this gender inequality. I may be so moved to even make a sign and begin a picket. Nah, I bailed on the picket fence, I clearly won't find the energy or motivation to picket over 1" per 35 pounds.
What I am curious of though, is there a maximum limit of growth? Just imagine those that have to lose 100, 200, 300...oh nevermind. :)
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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